LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....... DEVO!!!!'s
soundcheck.

i, being the perennial johnny come lately, never got tickets to the two
or three nights of devo in nyc this past fall. i tried to scalp but it
was shutdown city.
yet some fuckin how (even though i should just expect this stuff) matt
sweeney texts me "devo soundcheck 5pm?"
hell fuck yesssss mr sweeney!

this completely fuckin ruled. they are so intense. as a fan i
would never think this but sweeney gave me a disclaimer. "these
guys are so intense it might give YOU an ulcer"
well he didn't literaly say that but he was saying stuff like
that. and boy was he right. they were raging on each
other.
this was some serious fuckin DEVO business. some real life shit.

they were practicing some songs they had never played outside of one
studio session from probably 30 years ago or something.
this was because they were performing whole albums in sequence.
there was bound to be some rust.
so the guy in the center there is jihad jerry. now, he's basicly
a walking heart attack that looks like dr. evil.
he'd be fuming over feedback or whatever or some one missing a
note.
all the way to the right is mark mothersbaugh. he would appear to be
lost in space and then lash back with a combo of razor sharp yet laid
back sarcasm directed at jerry.
which would, in turn, make jerry stomp around and complain even more
loudly.
as sweeney explained it, the drummer is probably the glue. he's
played with everyone and is real happy go lucky. and gooder than fuckin
fuck.
he perpetually calms the band down by yelling things like "ok folks!
just follow me and we'll get through this!"
then the two head guys shut up. well, maybe utter stuff under their
breath for a second but they fall in line and hammer out mega nailing
tunes.
the two ther guys got like a "uhhh ...... just happy to be here" vibe

its odd watching a soundcheck. you cant cheer. you want to. but
you cant. atleast we thought WE couldnt.
and they were playing the whole damn song. everytime. if someone
was looking at us they'd have probably thought we were on
really good drugs.
and then as a song ended it must have looked like our skin was on fire.
not cheering was not working.
you know like in the civil war when they gave you stick to chew on so
you wouldnt shreak as they cut your fuckin leg off.
thats what its like to not cheer for devo. IT BURNS!

i didnt get to see the show because it was triple sold
out. but i had a complete fuckin blast. a private
devo matinee is just what i needed.
its just what anyone needs i would think.

thanks to matt sweeney
and thanks to his buddy who is the drummer who's name is.....(matt come
on text me back! gotta put this shit up!).......
...... (come on dog i got
shit to do here)......josh freese. thats the guy. thanks matt and
josh!